Comments on: Scattershooting Ticket Memories

By: jeff

jeff — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:24:54 +0000

oh the good old days.stopped listening a long time ago.so tired of all the cross talk and the stupid talk amoung the production people.hey dan bennett and sorry fuckin kat man.remember the things that made the ticket great,THE CALLERS.all the assholes on the air do now is talk between themselves.FUCK ALL those assholes.i don’t give a flying fuck about your kids or wife.i miss chicken fried ,hippy in euless and the black guy from desoto.what was his name?hey corby,FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Sideshow Bob

Sideshow Bob — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 16:23:55 +0000

Definitely Fax Fodder. Good times…

By: Norm's Bowl of Blood

Norm's Bowl of Blood — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:20:29 +0000

Gordon with Lawrence Scott from the Ozona Bar.

The bit played where Gordon was revealed to be the son of Mike Rhyner!

By: AC in Downtown Dallas

AC in Downtown Dallas — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:41:39 +0000

Musers’ crutch-phrases (ding)

By: Mudcat

Mudcat — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 21:28:16 +0000

I remember the Hardline being funny with Greggo,not stupid with korby’s girl laugh and Rhyner’s silly laugh K>K>K>K>K>K,now stupid Danny does the same thing K>K>K>>K>>K>,too much ass kissing, not the old Ticket.How bout Greggo at the spelling bee? All the things J Michael said,does that not tell you how bad the Hardline is today? sad. I still use babyarm.

By: Ryans Dad

Ryans Dad — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 08:08:46 +0000

By far the biggest laugh I ever got listening to The Ticket was the day that they had Nolan Ryan on to discuss the Snow Monkeys at Ticketstock. He seemed so proud of his story and probably had no idea why everyone there couldn’t contain themselves. For every dumb attempt that Gordo throws up from half court, there is a smidge of genius in what he is doing.

By: Richard Weed

Richard Weed — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 04:45:49 +0000

- The Half-assed Poet
- Spin or Spare — “Toby Harrah would spin it…”
- Laiste – “What does that mean?”
- “Nuschler?”
- “When are your left hand?”
- The Musers’ Murder One story
- Ja’s “Weeeeeeiner” story
- “‘Cuz you know, movie watching is a sport”
- “The Bob Sturm Show”
- A herd of Georgio’s
- Bloody Pants Says I Love You
- “My Man Bobby Witt”
- Eatin’ on the Air
- The Uniform Czar
- Booger Horn
- Catman’s Glam Metal Wedding
- Andy Panda
- “Off”

By: ktckfan

ktckfan — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:17:46 +0000

KAAM, not KAAAM. My babyarm got major giggle pants for a moment.

By: ktckfan

ktckfan — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:16:57 +0000

I remember the Bottle Rockets, the Honey Hole, the Ticket Stub, Coop, and when the call letters were still KAAAM. I also remember (and still have some of them) getting The Guy’s Guides in the mail, still have my Tickethead card and keychain, and remember the greatness of the Subculture. I also remember when BDH and Danny (in Lake Highlands) were callers, and would also send in bits for the Hardliners. The first 5 years of the Ticket will never be duplicated, and I’m glad I was there to witness it. You’re on the 2 minute drill–GO!

By: J Michael

J Michael — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:02:46 +0000

wow….where do I start.

-Lollygag high, Coach Foolery and Fuji.
-The Rant on at Midnight on Saturdays when bong hit Suzie would call in
-Fax Fodder, I used to donate fax paper to them when they were so broke they couldn’t buy any
-Microphone Johnson
-Gordo in the devil suit standing outside a funeral home with a clipboard
-Showtime Johnny and David Robinson in studio fight
-The first Charity challenge on ice. They expected 200 and 6k showed up with nowhere to park and the cops going wtf?
-Rocco and his brainless comments made me laugh but not understand stupidity, I almost donated a liver that day.
-RO in Cokeville RIP
-The remarkable resurgence of Paul The Damn Viking.
-”Hey man what’s up” rodeo and Kevin Scotts outfit
-JD in Grapevine with the terriblre cell reception arguing with Rynes
-Listening to the Gore/Edna interview live…still crakes me up to this day
-Year one remotes at Greens BBQ on Fridays. We never went back to work.
-2 minute warning your on the air let’s go……
-The ticket jock strap billboard on LBJ causing backups
-The tension of Skip and Gordo
-Sandwhich board Dan panhandling and the cops showed up….to donate
-Being at a Stars playoff game and Sturm had a green star tatooed on his head
-The Musers secretly calling the real Brian Marchment in his hotel room and waking him up..and he gave an interview while in bed half asleep.
-Glenda. She didn’t take crap from nobody and put The Hardline in their place when they made her mad, then she had the best laugh when they were funny. RIP, we miss you.