Norm Hitzges – Cowboy Poet Laureate

by AP on September 29, 2010 · 1 comment

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"I threw you away to make room for more underwear."

Norm’s got a new post-Cowboy game bit going on – the Cowboy Poet Laureate!  Every Tuesday morning after a Cowboy game, he writes and recites an original Cowboy-based poem.  Kindof like Donny’s postgame audio montage, but a lot…well, Norm-ier.  The best part of the poem is the continual torpedoing he gets from Mike Sirois and Pop-on-Jer.

We’ll try and update this post as new ones roll in.  Norm promises to replay them all to kill a segment during the Norm-a-thon.

Week 1: At Washington (Washington, Pat!)

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Week 2: Chicago

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Week 3: At the Houston Testsans

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Week 4: Sweet, merciful Bye
Week 5: Tennessee Tits

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Week 6: At Minnesota ViQueens

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Week 7: New York VaGiants

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Week 8: Jacksonville JackOffs

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Week 9: At Green Bay FudgePackers

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Week 10: At New York VaGiants

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Week 11: Detroit Lambs

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Week 12: New Orleans ‘Aints

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Week 13: At Indianapolis Dolts

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Week 14: Philadelphia Beagles

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Week 15: Washington Foreskins

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Week 16: At Arizona Tardinals

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Week 17: At Philadelphia Beagles

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PS – Does anyone see what I was trying to do with the photo?  No?  Well, never mind then.

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