The ever-so-gentle Musers had a great segment this morning in which Junior wondered how many times out of 100 attempts he could tackle Adrian Peterson. He didn’t think he could even do it once, but I disagree. I’ll give him 2 successful tackles…although one would be because Adrian fell down.
A few quick bullets to remember, Craig:
1. As he’s running towards you, try not to poop your pants and keep your feet shoulder-width apart…knees slightly bent….with your eyes on his waist.
2. When you’re approaching the point of contact, make sure you’re drawers are still poop-free and lean forward and plant your face in his chest…wrapping your arms around his NFL-buttocks and hanging on tight.
3. Scream at the top of your lungs and hold on until he falls down.
If that fails, just dive at his feet.
If that fails, use a high-caliber pistol…that should do the trick.
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