Fake Tom Hicks just had an infusion with unicorn blood, so he was a bit peppy today.
He talked about how much he misses the love of his life, Alex Rodriquez…but he says he’s moved on now.
Then he discussed how he wants to reassemble the 90’s Rangers team.
There’s also some stadium envy going on. Hicks wants to knock down the Ballpark and make it bigger and better than Jerry’s before the next home stand.
Of course, he says he’ll keep the bobcat going to knock down Ron Washington’s shanty town somewhere outside the Ballpark.