Fake Tom Hicks – Win Over Yankees

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Fake Tom Hicks just had an infusion with unicorn blood, so he was a bit peppy today.

He talked about how much he misses the love of his life, Alex Rodriquez…but he says he’s moved on now.

Then he discussed how he wants to reassemble the 90’s Rangers team.

There’s also some stadium envy going on. Hicks wants to knock down the Ballpark and make it bigger and better than Jerry’s before the next home stand.

Of course, he says he’ll keep the bobcat going to knock down Ron Washington’s shanty town somewhere outside the Ballpark.

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3 COMMENTS

  1. Bhud
    August 26, 2009 16:21 Reply

    I would kill for a klondike bar, and audio from this morning’s Funny Names segment

    • August 27, 2009 11:13 Reply

      genius way to ask…so i’ll make it happen for you. I’ll even throw in some Gaye Cox for you too.

  2. Bhud
    August 27, 2009 18:34 Reply

    Thanks kitten.

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