Fake Nolan Ryan – Ranger Promotion Talk


Musers spoke with the great Nolan Ryan about upcoming Rangers promotions.

Whores and hot dogs night. Cougar night, women and cats.

And of course, Snow Monkey night. Nolan will sign foreheads and make love to you.

Chupacabras are a new interest of Nolan. Could be a new passion?

Tom Hicks wants to have a Unicorn night. Ron Washington has a weird request too.

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  1. diarrhea pants
    November 14, 2011 05:54 Reply

    best fake nolan of all time imo!

    • Bree Walker
      February 16, 2012 16:20 Reply


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