Fake Dirk Nowitzki – Lights Up Jazz

Posted on 04 November 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

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His superior German engineering gives us the ultimate basketball experience.

He says he was powered by something that doesn’t exist anymore.

Then he compares his teeth to some other familiar Mavs person, saying it powers him.

Poor Dirk also says he no longer has sex anymore.

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2 Comments For This Post

  1. rush Says:

    Play button?

  2. Doanwanna Poopoo Says:

    something is causing the site to drag a bit…let the page load (it took about 15 seconds) and the play button will appear.

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