Fake Dirk Nowitzki Celebrates No Baby

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Fake Dirk talked with the Musers about his fake baby not in Cristal’s woman pouch.

He compared his baby making to his free throws in the playoffs, “shooting blanks”.

Dirk was also prepared for baby clothes because he found some of Grubes clothes left in the house.

He’s in South Africa for NBA without Borders looking for a new Cristal, but says it’s kind of like where he met the crook Cristal called NBA without Condoms.

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  1. Michael Jordan
    September 10, 2009 00:53 Reply

    “He compared his baby making to his free throws in the playoffs, ‘shooting blanks’.”

    If the real Dirk compared his baby making skills to his free throws, his old lady would be pregnant with octuplets. The real Dirk has the record for the most post-season free throws made in a single post-season. Not even the Real or the Fake Michael Jordan has that record.

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