They decided to go “open fire / open line” ??? Of course, only one person got to call in and it was Jaa’s cousin, Elmer Wayne.
He’s the same one who taught Jaa how to make a porn with himself.
Elmer wants to move out to Jub’s big acreage and live next to his double-wide.
Then he tells other stories like blowing one of his fingers off and how he was banned from Texahoma for a bit of nudity.
To end the conversation, Jub’s cousin didn’t ask for a liver, but he did ask for a skin graph for a botched penis enlargement.
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