Deep Throat Informant – Cowboys Locker Room

by Doanwanna Poopoo on January 19, 2010 · 3 comments

Jerry Jones Toupee

Somebody who was in the locker room after the Cowboys were thumped in Minnesota wanted to tell the Musers what the scene was like.

Of course, he wanted his voice disguised for obvious reasons.

Tony Romo turned on Garrett and threw him up against the wall and started screaming profanities at him … or kinda. Then everyone turned on him.

When Spencer threw Roy Williams a broad sword, something very familiar to the season happened.

Brooking, oddly ran into a Cuban look-alike contest and won.

The most shocking was Jerry Jones and his toupees flying off the handle.

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1 your mom January 19, 2010 at 2:33 pm

All you wannabees that have always said “I could do it better, well…here’s your chance” http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportatorium/2010/01/hammer_time_greg_williams_need.php

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2 Tex The Merciless January 19, 2010 at 11:43 pm

I’ve never laughed so freaking hard.

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3 Samuel L Jackson January 22, 2010 at 2:27 pm

redheaded N word, MF, C word! genius

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