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Classic Audio Vault – Norm & Dan Fight

Posted on 12 March 2010 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Ticket Audio Vault

Periodically, the Musers take requests from time to time and will play classic audio from the ticket audio vault.

They started on a weekly segment of classic audio, but I guess couldn’t keep up.

Today they decided to reach into the request box and pull the only request they’ve ever taken, which was from Junior.

Norm is hot about the college television schedules and Dan does his usual douchery thing and pisses Norm off.

“Damn, Dan” … “You make a damn joke out of everything, Dan”

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E-Brake – 3.12.10

Posted on 12 March 2010 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Emergency Brake of the Week – 3.12.10

  • Rosengarden has Zeal for breakfast
  • BaD Radio lives up to their title
  • Scoops Callahan gets shake voice

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Gordo’s Corner – 3.11.10

Posted on 11 March 2010 by Michael Trabtree

It was Ladies’ Day in the Corner!  Gordo couched the segment as a discussion of double standards between genders.  However, it quickly devolved into a discussion of women’s experiences with “substandard” men.

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Fake Nolan Ryan – MMMM-HMMM

Posted on 11 March 2010 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Fake Nolan always has a way of looking at things through the eyes of a wilderness man.

Maybe that’s why they picked him to be chairman of the committee for the snow monkeys.

Musers talked to fake Nolan about a few things.

Of course, Ron Washington’s living quarters came into discussion again.

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Roadtrip Talk

Posted on 10 March 2010 by Michael Trabtree

The AM Courage Boys discuss the beauty of the Great American Roadtrip and whether or not it is becoming a thing of the past.

Spank Miller declares that he can no longer take a roadtrip that lasts more than 3 or 4 hours.  Although that sounds pretty weak, I think I would have to agree with him.  Driving sucks.

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Clarence Murphy – Maintenance Man

Posted on 10 March 2010 by Doanwanna Poopoo

After the announcement of Corey Haim being found dead, a ticket regular, Clarence Murphy wanted to pop on and talk about his history with Haim.

Clarence has strong points about Corey Haim’s relationship with Corey Feldman. He says this relationship is what did Haim in.

The family has asked Clarence to speak at Haim’s eulogy.

Then Clarence wants to move on to the Mavericks but the Musers try to divert him back to the death.

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E-Brake – 3.5.10

Posted on 10 March 2010 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Emergency Brake of the Week – 3.5.10

  • Gordo Likes Head
  • Ty Walkaaa Falls Flat
  • Rhynes drunk and losing it

and the winner is …

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Biggest Show – 3.9.10

Posted on 09 March 2010 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Biggest Show coming to town – 3.9.10

There’s shows coming to town.

And they’re big.

Which do you pick? (too lazy to list the artists)

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Fake Tiger Woods – Back to Golf?

Posted on 09 March 2010 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Fat Tiger Woods

Musers heard Tiger was practicing and wanted to check in with Tiger himself.

Tiger actually knew the Musers were calling from listening to them online.

After mentioning he would return for the D&M Open, he then announces his comeback.

Then he goes on to explain his dad, Earl.

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Fake Michael Irvin – Happy Birthday

Posted on 09 March 2010 by Doanwanna Poopoo

It was the playmaker’s birthday and the Musers did a good strong move.

They called their on-air competition from ESPN to wish him a Happy Birthday…oh wait, used to be competition.

This birthday is special in a certain way, because it’s half of the playmaker.

Cuatro Cuatro tells the story.

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Fake Bo – First Dog Talks Oscars

Posted on 09 March 2010 by Doanwanna Poopoo

It was Oscar night last night and the Musers have a correspondent call in.

It’s none other than the fake Bo, the first dog, from Boyd, TX.

He has a few HSO’s on the Oscars.

All things in Boyd sound alike, I think.

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Musers Mix with BaD Radio

Posted on 05 March 2010 by AP

BaD Radio and Norm did a wife swap today, which treated the good clean strong good P1’swith a Muser / BaD radio mix!  It went so well that Jub stuck around for next segment.

…and again, and again, and again-gain-gain…

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Skateboard Man Roundtable

Posted on 04 March 2010 by AP

The AM Courage boys had a roundtable of three “skateboard men” to discuss the issues of today’s youth.  Popular topics included Facebook, Sexting, and Jub’s taint-tattoo (taint-too?).

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Ribby Paultz & Fake Farouk Shami

Posted on 03 March 2010 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Ribby Paultz

Ribby Paultz is at it again, this time he’s involved in the Texas gubernatorial election of 2010.

Ribby was working with the unknown Farouk Shami, who didn’t do so well in the election.

After a nice jingle for Farouk written and performed by Ribby, he introduces a special guest.

The very fake Farouk Shami jumps on and fumbles on around on his words talking about the Ticket.

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Rattle Talk

Posted on 02 March 2010 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Ever have a rattle in your car/truck that you just can’t figure out?

Junior did, and this is his story.

Jah & Gordo chime in and it turns into a funny look back at their old cars.

Bad brakes, horn issues … you name it.

What’s your favorite bad car story?

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