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Stop Teasing Chew-Bacsik ! !

Posted on 24 February 2010 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Mike BacsikThis whole story hit me today while listening to the mix between Norm & The Musers. I’ve posted the audio below so you can hear what I’m talking about, but after some comments from the Bacsik family on an old post, I felt the need to tell the story…because it’s kind of funny. (And no offense intended for any of the Bacsik’s, honestly)

Mike Bacsik Jr. is an ex-MLB pitcher, for those that don’t know the background, and is known for giving up home run number 756 to Barry Bonds…something he had said he would do on the Bob and Dan show previously to be immortalized in baseball history. Ironically, his father (Mike Sr.), who played MLB also, faced Hank Aaron and could have given up home run number 756 but he did not. Mike Jr. later said, “If my dad had been gracious enough to let Hank Aaron hit a home run, we both would have given up 756.” (wiki page)

Now I have no knowledge of how this affected the family, if at all. It made me think of the “Ray Finkle” story in Ace Ventura Pet Detective, where Finkle shanked a kick to win the Super Bowl for the Dolphins and the story drove him insane. This may be a horrible comparison, but based on what I’ve heard from some of the Bacsik family and today on the Ticket, it makes me wonder why his family is so quick to come to Mike Jr.’s defense. After all, he does work at the Ticket, where everything is for a laugh but rarely serious.

Back on August 19, 2009, The Musers decided to try to do the fake Mike Bacsik voice (rest of story is Mike Jr.). As usual, I posted the audio from the segment and regurgitated bits from the segment on the post. I also did a goofy picture, as I usually do, but when looking for pictures, I found a better head shot of his dad and used that instead. Figured it would be funnier, plus it just worked better.

A few months later, I get this kind of funny comment on the post from Mike’s aunt, that says the following:

Hey I’m Michael’s aunt and I’m wondering why you have a pic of my brother-in-law instead of Michael on this page. They both played baseball but Michael is on the ticket not his dad. Just curious. The speech impedement runs in the family. Michael’s grandad, dad and his uncles too have this muppet meets Ray Romano thing going on. Nice try on imitating the voice but I thought Gordo’s was best.

This was great because she gave a really funny description of the voice and said how it runs in the family. No big deal, right? Now fast forward to current month and I get this comment on the same post from “Sarah” who says she’s Mike’s sister, which says:

You guys are the most dumbass people I have seen or herd on the internet. Ya’ll know the picture you posted is Mike Bacsik Sr.? My dad. That’s how stupid you guys are. Quit hating on my family. Grow up. Ya’ll are grown men???????? Seems like a couple guys who played ball in high school and never made it.
It’s not easy to make it to the pros, and ya’ll could never make it there cause your idiots, non athletic, and retarted haters. GROW UP!!!!!!
Take my dads picture off the internet today! If you choose not to, I’m calling my lawyer.

Sarah

POW! POW! I mean, she’s right, I did play ball in high school but I never made it because I thought skipping school was much more fulfilling and eventually was kicked out of sports. Unfortunately, I never had my eye on sports as a profession.

Truth be told, I’m not a baseball fan and never knew who Mike Bacsik was until he started at the Ticket. Either way, I quickly realized this anger was directed towards Mike’s co-workers at the lil ticket. She HATES the Musers! Way to go guys…glad I could take the heat for you’s…but happy to do so. WINK

Finally, we go into the audio below. This is from today where Norm & The Musers were mixing. They started playing the Chew-Bacsik (as they’ve coined it) noises. Norm mentioned something about Mike getting someone suspended for the chew-bacsik drop and then it turned into an “I’m sorry” type of thing. They ask Mike if it bothers him and, of course, he says “no”. I think he gets the Ticket humor…maybe? Mike then says that his mother does not like it, which made me realize the Bacsik family has the wrong idea about the Ticket. It’s that, or they are quick to defend their family members if someone says anything they don’t like, or there’s been criticisms in the past that caused their guards to always be up.

My plea to the Bacsik family is to disregard what Mike’s co-workers are saying or doing to him. That gives the hosts credibility on the station, especially if they can take it and laugh at themselves. They don’t mean any harm to him or his family. And this site is just a fan site. We have zero affiliation with Cumulus or The Ticket. Anything they do has nothing to do with us and anything we do has nothing to do with them. Hopefully Sarah can stop yelling at me. :-) Oh yeah, and sorry for asking if your nipples are black…it’s just a Ticket drop that is played.

“Laces out, Mike!”

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Sturm & Hitzges – Top 10 Meltdowns

Posted on 03 January 2010 by BabyArm

Bob and Norm show up on the Top 10 Meltdowns show. They show up on the Tony Romo and Brett Favre segments.

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Real & Fake Kip Keino

Posted on 25 November 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

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Norm was so excited to have Kip Keino on.

Unfortunately, he could not hear him.

He wanted him to call him back.

Hello? (source: Tweet Grubes)

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George W. Bush on with Norm

Posted on 23 September 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

W’s first public appearance of any kind is with Norm Hitzges!! Quite an honor for the little Ticket.

First, during the segment, they spoke about Dubya & Norm ‘turkey bowling’. Well, here’s the video they speak of:

And here is the interview between Norm and Former President George W. Bush.

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Ticket Employee Goes To Jail

Posted on 06 August 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

The Hardline is going to talk about it sooner or later and once they do, we’ll post the audio.

I was told by a very inside, inside source, that Jared?? supplied a fake id to get into a titty bar where the boys were going to celebrate Dongovan’s birthday and when the bouncer questioned him on it, Jarrod got a little testy with him and next thing you know he’s in jail.

They’ve hinted to parts of the story, but it sounds like the other boys tried to get $1,600 to bail him out, but when they couldn’t get it done, they decided to go back out and drink since they had to wait till the next day.

We’ll know more about what happened after they do the Corby wireless segment.

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Norm “kinda” Talks To Appa Sherpa

Posted on 18 June 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

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The communication was there, but the communication wasn’t there, ya know?

Norm spoke to Appa Sherpa who has climbed Mount Everest a record 19 times.

He spoke to him for 15 minutes, but no one really knew what the hell Appa Sherpa was saying.

The Hardline reviewed a few spots of the interview, enough for us to realize what we didn’t, or did, miss.

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Odd Mix With The Musers & Norm

Posted on 07 April 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

During the mix today between Norm and the Musers, some fun was going on.

Expect to hear from the fake Ronnie Reagan.

There’s another familiar voice coming from Jaa.

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Norm Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It

Posted on 24 March 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

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Norm recently recited a great poem of this generation, “Who Let The Dogs Out“.

This time around, he decided to take a stab at it with “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit’ It”.

The performance is stellar, once again.

Thanks Norm! And whoever gets him to read these.

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Couldn’t make it to “Inside the Ticket Studios” at HOB?

Posted on 13 February 2009 by paul in uh

picture-12Well, you’re in luck, Sweet Clean P1. Apparently FSN Southwest was rolling at the event and is airing the entire presentation on February 17th and 20th on their “Under the Lights” show. Here’s a schedule of upcoming airings (for some reason, the times are Eastern).

Set your TiVo’s and have good and get give.

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Who Let The Dogs Out – A Poem by Norm Hitzges

Posted on 27 January 2009 by Doanwanna Poopoo

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This is probably one of the most touching and thoughtful poems I’ve ever heard anyone recite in my entire life.

The most shocking thing is, it’s by Norm Hitzges.

MacGruber is still my hero and I think he should be the new yuck monkey for the Hardline. Still apply his drop craft, but throw in some uncomfortable interviews.

PS. This makes a great ringtone.

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Real Norm Doped Up Calls Grubes

Posted on 13 October 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo

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This is an old bit of audio from when Norm had his baboon heart put into his back.

Norm, after ingesting lots of uppers and downers, or pain pills, called Grubes to tell him how much he loved him.

Just picture Norm, slobbering on himself.

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Like The Beatles – Greggo Drop Songs

Posted on 28 July 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo

More Greggo greatness from back when the Hardline enjoyed Greggo and his drop after drop.

Like The Beatles, who sound like the Beatles and write their songs after Greggo drops, released a few new songs in this classic bit. This is an example of a past “Like The Beatles” classic:

One drop that is near and dear to my name:

I doanwanna poopoo

Then here is the 1st of the 3 new songs

Absolutely, you bitch

A drop from Greggo after a prank about Diamond Talk

I Don’t Wanna Do That

The final song was after a prank picked up some Hammer bodily noises

Husky Hugger Power Farts

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Does Anyone Know What The Hell Norm Does?

Posted on 26 July 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo

You hear him.

You hear his drops.

You hear his interviews.

But does anyone know what the hell Norm does?

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Bradley from Sales

Posted on 12 June 2008 by BabyArm

Bradley made his way into the studio the other day. And George and Junior’s inner thoughts were revealed.

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Friedo Pranks Norm

Posted on 14 May 2008 by Doanwanna Poopoo

Norm’s side kick, Frido, decided he wanted to play a prank on Norm during the NFL draft. Friedo absolutely hates the NFL draft, something Norm absolutely loves. Well, Friedo wanted to make some Norm Sweat:

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