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	<title>The Unofficial Ticket Blog &#187; Off Topic</title>
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	<link>http://www.theunticket.com</link>
	<description>A Behind The Scenes Read of Our Favorite Radio Station</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:18:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>So Many Women So Little Stamina</title>
		<link>http://www.theunticket.com/so-many-women-so-little-stamina/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theunticket.com/so-many-women-so-little-stamina/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doanwanna Poopoo</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[best post of girls ever]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[evangeline lilly]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hot women]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[hundreds of women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Someone sent me this link and told me it has all the hot women.  He was right.  There were so many, that I lacked the stamina.  The stamina to finish looking through the whole page.  
The page takes a while to load, especially if you&#8217;re on a slow connection.  Just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nip - Nip - Alba</title>
		<link>http://www.theunticket.com/jessica-alba/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theunticket.com/jessica-alba/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doanwanna Poopoo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Jessica Alba is fun to look at.
You can even make her a windows theme.
Here&#8217;s an entire gallery of her.
But I think the 2nd picture down, takes the cake.
Of course, get all you need by just running a google image search.
Jessica Alba has nothing on this jaw dropper!
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		<title>George Brett Shits Himself Story</title>
		<link>http://www.theunticket.com/george-brett-shits-himself-story/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theunticket.com/george-brett-shits-himself-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 01:27:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doanwanna Poopoo</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[george brett]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[royals brett poop]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[shit in pants]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[shit story brett]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[shit your pants]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s something about this that makes me like this guy.  It&#8217;s one thing to shit yourself, but it&#8217;s another to tell it to an audience and make it entertaining.  Genius story!
(Time Warner finally ripped the videos down.  Luckily I heard it enough to create my own media for your enjoyment)
Here&#8217;s the audio: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Beer Commercial Ever?</title>
		<link>http://www.theunticket.com/best-beer-commercial-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theunticket.com/best-beer-commercial-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doanwanna Poopoo</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[best beer commercial]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny video]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[guinness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Think this has been around for a little while, but I just watched it for the first time and thought I&#8217;d share.  

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		<title>Dorsix - Cure Your IBS</title>
		<link>http://www.theunticket.com/dorsix-cure-your-ibs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theunticket.com/dorsix-cure-your-ibs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doanwanna Poopoo</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[General Fun]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[The Ticket]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bloody stool]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dorsix]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ibs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[irritable bowel syndrome]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mucus butt]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[slop taint]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[stink girl]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you are a woman and have Irritable Bowel Syndrome, then Dorsix is the product for you.
If you have mucus butt or slop taint,
or
If your friends call you bloody stool or stink girl, Dorsix is for you.
Just remember, if your butt hurts, try it!
[See post to listen to audio]
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		<title>Will Ferrell &#038; John C. Reilly&#8217;s Espy Demands</title>
		<link>http://www.theunticket.com/will-ferrell-john-c-reillys-espy-demands/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theunticket.com/will-ferrell-john-c-reillys-espy-demands/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:12:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doanwanna Poopoo</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[espy awards]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[funny video]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[john c. reilly]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bad Radio were talking about the Espy&#8217;s and played some funny audio from the show.  Evidently Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly were asked to host the show and they decided to give a few demands:

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		<title>Robot Greggo&#8217;s Friend - Robot Golberg</title>
		<link>http://www.theunticket.com/robot-greggo-friend-robot-golberg/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theunticket.com/robot-greggo-friend-robot-golberg/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doanwanna Poopoo</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Ex Ticket]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[General Fun]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[greg williams]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mike golberg]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[robot golberg]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[robot greggo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[robotic voice]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[While there are many things I miss when it comes to Sweet Greggo not being on the Hardline anymore, one of my favorite unforced characters was &#8220;Robot Greggo&#8221;.  It was just more greatness that he threw out without even having to try.  Here&#8217;s a great montage of Robot Greggo from MacGruber&#8217;s drop page:
[See [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MacGruber - Employed by Ticket</title>
		<link>http://www.theunticket.com/macgruber-employed-by-ticket/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theunticket.com/macgruber-employed-by-ticket/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:58:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doanwanna Poopoo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[MacGruber:

MacGruber!  Making life-saving inventions out of household materials.
MacGruber!  He&#8217;s working with his son now and they&#8217;ve never been closer.
MacGruber!  It&#8217;s like they were never estranged!
MacGRUBER!
MacGruber!  He thought the dildo in his backpack was a gadget for his buddy.
MacGruber!  He&#8217;s totally hetero and gets all kinds of poontang.
MacGruber!  Thank god [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nasty Nestor Aparicio - Hates Homeless People</title>
		<link>http://www.theunticket.com/nasty-nestor-hates-homeless/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theunticket.com/nasty-nestor-hates-homeless/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doanwanna Poopoo</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[nasty nestor hates homeless]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[nestor aparicio homeless]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[nestor hates homeless]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theunticket.com/?p=2567</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We usually don&#8217;t hear about the biggest douche bag in media until around Super Bowl time when The Ticket is on media row with him.  Last year he really made some noise when he threw out his anti-semitic views on Jewish people.  TheUnTicket.com did our best in making as much noise about Nasty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Radiohead Concert - Hardline Segment</title>
		<link>http://www.theunticket.com/radiohead-concert-hardline-segment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theunticket.com/radiohead-concert-hardline-segment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 22:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doanwanna Poopoo</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[best concert ever]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[corby davidson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[danny balis]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hook 'em horns]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sunday Night, May 18th, 2008, will go down as one of the most memorable concerts of my life.  Radiohead, whom I had never seen in concert before, but absolutely can&#8217;t get enough of, was playing at Superpages.com (aka Starplex).  The second the tickets went on sale, I was on ticketmaster trying to buy [...]]]></description>
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