Here’s a video of the Rick Sanchez douchiness heard during the 8:40 segment today…

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I think the title says it all…then the video puts the exclamation point on the subject. Jimmy has probably never seen a pill of this shit, much less took it. Although, I must admit, great name to go with the product … “Jimmy” … “Johnson”

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Due to my pregnant wife and kids being in an auto accident, I’m unable to make posts lately and I’m unsure when I’ll get back to it. Hopefully soon…especially since it’s Super Bowl week!! Maybe some of the other Unticket authors can pick up my slack. I should have a lot of the audio, so if there are good segments I missed, post below and once I’m back at it, I’ll do my best to get the audio posted.

Stay hard…Doanwanna Poopoo

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Balls on the ground
Balls on the ground
Lookin like a fool with your balls on the ground

With the purple on your hat, fumbles going all ways
Balls hit the ground, call yourselves pro players
Lookin like a fool, gettin beat down
With all your balls on the ground!

Pick it up! Hey, get your …balls off the ground
Lookin like a FOOL,
interceptions, fumbles putting your balls on the ground
Pick it up! Hey! Get your balls off the ground
Lookin like losers with your balls on the ground

With the purple in your uniforms, helmet swoosh sideways
Balls hit the ground, call yourself a pro ball player lookin like a fool
FALLIN, droppin with your balls on the ground

Boom! Bam! Balls on the ground.
Lookin like a loser with your balls on the ground
Purple in your hat, bonehead pass plays
Balls hit the ground, it’s time to retire!

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A video has surfaced of Gordo and his old band “The Hemingways” circa 1991.

Found this post over at the Observer from Big Bob Wilonsky where Gordon actually comments on the video.

Enjoy the magic!

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Click the picture to see the happy couple. Be careful … NSFW

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Someone just posted this link on another post. “Greggo Show Yuck Monkey Needed” …

According to Richie Whitt, who is the local sports…err, radio host blogger of all news about them, Greggo and John Clay Wolfe are taking applications for someone to be a sidekick for “The Show”.

For all you guys/girls that are hoping to get on the radio talking sports, along with ‘guy talk’ … might look to get your feet wet with the Hammer. That could be your beginning experience and if ‘the show’ takes off, you could either “like your gig” with them or maybe the mother ship will want to steal you away if you’re good enough.

Go read Whitt’s post for more info.

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Most of you iphong users know that TheUnTicket.com has never been a place to visit while on your iphong. The audio player doesn’t work because Apple doesn’t let flash run on their OS.

As the real and fake Wade would say, “Well…” those days are over. I finally got some help to tweak the code so now you can stream the audio on your iphongs.

There’s even a fancier iphone friendly design to go along with it all. Just open the site and you’ll see this:

Then once you open the post, look for the “Listen to Audio” link at the bottom of the post and ‘tick’ it.

Haven’t tested this on other mobiles, but hopefully it will work for others too.

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Just a few pictures from the set of the upcoming movie “MacGruber”. Here’s more detail on the movie.

For those that are familiar with the whole MacGruber story, here’s a video to watch.

and then

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Don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge P1 and will always be (hence the time I put into this site), but I’m catching myself doing something that makes me feel like I’m cheating.

I’ve been tuning out of the Hardline lately and tuning into the Hammer over on Wolfe radio, or whatever it’s called…”The Show”. The over optimism about the Cowboys game tomorrow against the Eagles was killing me. I hope they’re right, but it’s too over the top confident for me to handle. Baseball talk in the next segment made me realize Greggo is yuckin it up on the internet channel and it’s pretty damn entertaining, so I turned the hardline off and greggo on.

I’m finding myself doing it more and more. Greggo sounds great and as “greggo” as ever. The filter they have is very familiar to the old Ticket, where they just said whatever the hell they wanted to. I also love how Greggo talks about his old days on the Ticket and you can tell how much he appreciated it. Another thing is the way the Ticket treats callers as horrible people and at the Greggo show, not only are they nice, but you can hear the damn phone ring! All they need now is an enco with a McGruber playing drops and a yuck monkey, then I’ll have a real hard time deciding.

But let’s be honest, it’s inked into my blood. It’ll take a miracle for me to give up the Hardline for someone else. I do, however, like the fact I can switch over during a boring segment and enjoy Cap’n Hugs!

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This little guy is starting early. Drinking beer, breaking into homes, stealing and wearing a dress is not something a guy does until he’s at least a teenager. Check out this video…amazing:

Read the story here…

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