Bad Radio were talking about the Espy’s and played some funny audio from the show. Evidently Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly were asked to host the show and they decided to give a few demands:

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While there are many things I miss when it comes to Sweet Greggo not being on the Hardline anymore, one of my favorite unforced characters was “Robot Greggo”. It was just more greatness that he threw out without even having to try. Here’s a great montage of Robot Greggo from MacGruber’s drop page:

If you are a fan of the UFC, you should be familiar with the fight commentator Mike Golberg. He’s kind of the play by play guy of the UFC fights along side Joe Rogan. I think Mike Golberg was either a fan of Greggo or read the same “How to be a Sports Broadcaster” book. He has been throwing out quite a few “Robot Golberg” moments.

Here are a couple examples. See if there are any comparisons.

This one I think he says “A roofer water proofer life speaker tile construction worker”. It’s tough to tell 100%, but very robotic:

Here it is singled out:

This one Robot Golberg says, “The veteran voice of the octagon Bruce Buffer”.

And singled out:

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MacGruber:

MacGruber! Making life-saving inventions out of household materials.
MacGruber! He’s working with his son now and they’ve never been closer.
MacGruber! It’s like they were never estranged!
MacGRUBER!

MacGruber! He thought the dildo in his backpack was a gadget for his buddy.
MacGruber! He’s totally hetero and gets all kinds of poontang.
MacGruber! Thank god my son won’t burn in hell…
MacGRUBER!

Here’s MacGruber in action:

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We usually don’t hear about the biggest douche bag in media until around Super Bowl time when The Ticket is on media row with him. Last year he really made some noise when he threw out his anti-semitic views on Jewish people. TheUnTicket.com did our best in making as much noise about Nasty Nestor as we could in support of The Ticket guys and I think we did a pretty good job.

Well, someone commented with a link about more dumb shit from Nasty Nestor, the king of all douche bags. It appears he decided it was wise to announce his hatred for homeless people in downtown Baltimore. Yes, Nasty Nestor hates homeless people! Shocker? Of course not. Nestor hates anyone that isn’t Nestor.

You can even read the comments made by the readers. Some agree, which are probably Nestor himself trying to make his point worth a flip. The majority of the comments are giving him a piece of their mind. I mean, hey, homeless people can bug anyone, but is it really right to use a public media source to tell everyone you hate them and you and your wife have nicknames that are so bad you can’t publish them? He then goes into how uppity he is about crabcakes. He should be fired and thrown out with his homeless friends.

BTW, just in case they decide to pull his stupid story, I went ahead and printed a copy as a backup.Nasty Nestor Hates Homeless People

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Sunday Night, May 18th, 2008, will go down as one of the most memorable concerts of my life. Radiohead, whom I had never seen in concert before, but absolutely can’t get enough of, was playing at Superpages.com (aka Starplex). The second the tickets went on sale, I was on ticketmaster trying to buy them. My first round was 4 reserved, then tried twice more and ‘thought’ I scored 8 more lawn tickets. Well, ticketmaster is smarter than I thought and they only sent me 4 reserved.

This was an issue. I had 11 other friends that were already confirmed to go to the show, including 2 that flew in from Denver, but only 4 tickets. I finally decided this was going to be an awesome show and paid a visit to Stubhub.com. Eventually I had 12 VIP tickets that put us center stage, about 5-6 rows back from general admission. They were perfect seats for a perfect show.

Danny Balis and Corby Davidson were at the show, evidently right behind us which I’ll get to in a minute, but they did a segment on The Ticket about it. Play this audio while reading the rest (thanks to BabyArm for the audio):

Mind you, there were basically 12 people that are really good at drinking with us. We hit the ice house prior, which was after we had a pre-party. Needless to say once Radiohead hit the stage, we weren’t sober. You might think, “why be so drunk during a great show?”. Well, the show was a sobering experience, but was also intoxicating at the same time. It was surreal. I love going to concerts and use to see bands all the time in my younger years, but this was definitely the best concert I’ve ever seen. (Replaced Coldplay at Red Rocks, CO).

During a quiet song “Exit Music (for a film)”, which you’ll hear Danny and Corby talk about, one of our friends decided it was a great point to scream “HOOK’EM HORNS!”. He has this knack about screaming things at the worst (or best) times and has a really loud yell. It was definitely a good laugh for us. (Side note: There was a heckler that yelled out “TOMMY” a bit into the song, which Thom kind of put in his place calling him a ‘funny guy’. This is what probably instigated our friend to yell out his Longhorn mating call. Our friend is around 2:18 of this video.)

If you’re reading this from a city where Radiohead is soon to play, I would highly recommend seeing the show. Like the Hardline said, though, if you aren’t that into Radiohead, I would suggest listening to their new cd “In Rainbows” beforehand. It is the majority of music played.

Here is the full set list Radiohead played in Dallas:

Radiohead Set List (Thanks to this site and Raf)
18 May 2008

01. All I Need
02. There There
03. 15 Step
04. Bangers and Mash
05. Nude
06. Pyramid Song
07. Weird Fishes/Arpeggi
08. The National Anthem
09. Dollars and Cents
10. Faust Arp
11. Videotape
12. A Wolf At The Door
13. Optimistic
14. Reckoner
15. Everything In Its Right Place
16. Idioteque
17. Bodysnatchers

Encore One:

18. Fake Plastic Trees
19. Jigsaw Falling Into Place
20. House of Cards
21. Exit Music (For A Film)
22. The Bends

Encore Two:

23. You and Whose Army?
24. Paranoid Android

Here are some more pictures taken and a video from youtube. You can actually watch quite a few videos from this show by clicking here. The stage setup was one of the coolest I’ve ever seen. Very moody to go along with their very moody music.

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I posted a while back about the best spam ever and people really seemed to like it. So this is a follow up to that post with a new spam received today. Now if you happen to see this in your email, DO NOT CLICK IT! Your first reaction is to pop them with your mouse, but there’s a virus on the back end of the picture. (obviously there’s no virus here, so pop away)

Thanks Mr. Spammer!

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Whoever has been a fan of the UFC since the original days where they threw them into a cage and whoever lived won, the UFC has reached a point where it’s one of the most exciting and popular sports out there now. If you don’t believe this, look at this screenshot I just took of the Yahoo homepage:

When the top story on a Saturday night is who won the headlining fight between Anderson Silva and Dan Henderson, then that tells you the UFC has taken the front seat of all major sports. I’m glad to see the popularity, but I hate to see the popularity because I see Dana White raising prices even more on us fans. I won’t pay for any more price hikes.

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Had this conversation with a buddy of mine, who gives the Lakers blow jobs nightly, which is my prediction of how the NBA season will play out. I wanted to post it and see how far I am from what really happens.

DP: you ready for this prediction?
EP: ok
DP: 1st round
EP: oh
DP: spurs vs houston
lakers vs golden state
dallas vs new orleans
phoenix vs utah
DP: winners
DP: spurs vs phoenix
lakers vs dallas
DP: winners
DP: spurs vs dallas
DP: dallas wins
DP: dallas plays detroit in finals
DP: dallas wins 4-1
EP: O
DP: and don’t think i’m not saving this prediction
EP: K

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I used to always wonder why Kimmel acted like he bumbed Matt Damon at the end of every show. But what a perfect build up to this string of videos. Pure Genius. Just in case you missed Sarah’s first shot, here it is:

now here is Jimmy’s response where he claims to be F@#King Ben Affleck, which is best buds of Matt Damon. Jimmy lined his up with huge names too! Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin, Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn, and Dominic Monaghan, and Meatloaf and probably a few more. It’s truly genius. The shot of them walking with their hands in each others back pockets made me fall out of my chair laughing.

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