Welcome to another year of Dallas Cowboys football! If you missed the state of the team press conference, here it is:

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Wade Phillips is definitely a ‘good ole boy’ and as country as they come.

During a press conference, he let out a burp and followed it up with a quick “excuse me”, then continued like nothing happened. At least we thought that was all that happened.

The Hardline has audio that says otherwise:

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The whistlin’ elder friend of The Muser, Jesse the AA Center Volunteer Usher got a gig helping the Cowboys out at training camp.

Jesse called in to tell the Musers all about unique personal items some of the big names requested for training camp.

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Bad Radio were talking about the Espy’s and played some funny audio from the show. Evidently Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly were asked to host the show and they decided to give a few demands:

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If there is a version of Tiger in the LPGA, it might be Michelle Wie. Definitely the case when it comes to frequent guests on The Musers for the 8:40 segment.

Junior recently read an open letter to Michelle Wie and today, Michelle Wie wanted to read her open letter in response to Junior Miller.

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A while back Jason Williams had an incident where his limo driver was murdered.

The Musers wanted to talk to him about it in this exclusive interview.

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The overcusser has struck many sports figures over the years.

Here is one of the earlier interviews with Texas Rangers, Kevin Mench.

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The most enthusiastic Mavs fan outside of Mark Cuban, Mark Ortegel called into the Musers to discuss his favorite basket ball team and throw in as many racial nicknames as possible.

I think even after being moved back to radio from TV, Bob Ortegel is still a huge fan.

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Big Jim Jack from Augusta National Golf Club answers the phone for Tiger Woods. He doesn’t quite know what to do with someone so “different”, as Tiger’s ‘kind’.

Tiger then talks to the Musers, which his mom says “Herro”, after winning the Augusta National.

For the course the Tig-ster couldn’t even gain access to back in the day, runs this bitch like the whites are his Mexicans. Funny how that stuff works, huh. Well I’d like to hang with El Tigre loco. I will shoot 40 under par against his game today.

If I do not fufull my debt to el Tigre, then he has the right to bake me a pan of really cool pot brownies!.

(I can also neither confirm or deny that these comments made one lick of sense and they were written out of a short bus by the short bus front seat patron.

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With the recent story about Greggo’s salary of being half a million, one can only speculate about the salary of one George Dunham.

According to a very weird cribs version of the Dunham Manor some time ago, it would appear JUB JUB is doing quite well for himself.

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