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Posted on 10 January 2008 - Blame this person -> Doanwanna Poopoo  

It’s currently 10:20 AM, 50 minutes away from the “Big Announcement” from The Ticket. What do we think it is? Norm has put the over-under on what it could be:

  1. Where’s Greggo? is revealed - 1:2
  2. Norm is retiring - 1:3
  3. Gordo has vaginal slice born born - 4:3
  4. Bob Sturm is limited to 100 words a day - 10:1
  5. Danny Balis reveals his girlfriend is Corby Davidson - even
  6. Mike Rhyner is going to make love to Norm on some beach - 1:100
  7. Jub Jub has diarrhea real bad - 5:2
  8. Greggo has bought the station - 1:4
  9. Cliff has purchased The Ticket - 1:1000

We’ll find out in less than an hour. I’m as scared as a zebra on a giraffe’s neck!

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8 Comments For This Post

  1. Mike Says:

    You have GOT to be kidding me. Such a crap announcement.

  2. joe Says:

    What was the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT? I missed it…

  3. Tim Says:

    Every P1 thought this was regarding “He who can not be named.” I can’t
    believe it was regarding a Ticket event. Nolan Ryan, are you kidding me??????
    I would like to make a major announcement that I need to take a dump in a few
    minutes.

  4. Doanwanna Poopoo Says:

    Joe, the big announcement is here:

    http://www.theunticket.com/nolan-ryan-the-big-programming-announcement/

  5. Bullet Says:

    It would have been great if Norm simply announced that he just saved 15% on his car insurance.

  6. James Bond Says:

    There is a rumor circulating that Mike Rhyner will make it official and announce his retirement soon. He has been quoted for some time as saying that “Rhynes is dead”. I agree that he is gone, and has passed into the sunset along with Grego. It was a great show when both were at their peak, but the interjection of Corby completed destroyed the show. RIP

  7. Jerusalem Jackson Says:

    that would SUCK! who’d fill in??

    OOOOHHHHHH….I got it. How ’bout “The Doanwanna Jackson Show”??? Jerusalem Poop Show?

  8. Doanwanna Poopoo Says:

    James Bond - you want to drop an app with JJ and I? We can call the show,

    “Bond…Jerusalem Doanwanna Bond”

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