Big Station Announcement – 1310 The Ticket

by DP on January 10, 2008 · 8 comments



It’s currently 10:20 AM, 50 minutes away from the “Big Announcement” from The Ticket. What do we think it is? Norm has put the over-under on what it could be:

  1. Where’s Greggo? is revealed – 1:2
  2. Norm is retiring – 1:3
  3. Gordo has vaginal slice born born – 4:3
  4. Bob Sturm is limited to 100 words a day – 10:1
  5. Danny Balis reveals his girlfriend is Corby Davidson – even
  6. Mike Rhyner is going to make love to Norm on some beach – 1:100
  7. Jub Jub has diarrhea real bad – 5:2
  8. Greggo has bought the station – 1:4
  9. Cliff has purchased The Ticket – 1:1000

We’ll find out in less than an hour. I’m as scared as a zebra on a giraffe’s neck!

Scared Zebra

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{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Mike January 10, 2008 at 11:15 am

You have GOT to be kidding me. Such a crap announcement.

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2 joe January 10, 2008 at 12:39 pm

What was the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT? I missed it…

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3 Tim January 10, 2008 at 1:25 pm

Every P1 thought this was regarding “He who can not be named.” I can’t
believe it was regarding a Ticket event. Nolan Ryan, are you kidding me??????
I would like to make a major announcement that I need to take a dump in a few
minutes.

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4 Doanwanna Poopoo January 10, 2008 at 1:37 pm
5 Bullet January 10, 2008 at 1:53 pm

It would have been great if Norm simply announced that he just saved 15% on his car insurance.

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6 James Bond February 22, 2008 at 8:12 am

There is a rumor circulating that Mike Rhyner will make it official and announce his retirement soon. He has been quoted for some time as saying that “Rhynes is dead”. I agree that he is gone, and has passed into the sunset along with Grego. It was a great show when both were at their peak, but the interjection of Corby completed destroyed the show. RIP

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7 Jerusalem Jackson February 22, 2008 at 10:01 am

that would SUCK! who’d fill in??

OOOOHHHHHH….I got it. How ’bout “The Doanwanna Jackson Show”??? Jerusalem Poop Show?

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8 Doanwanna Poopoo February 22, 2008 at 10:19 am

James Bond – you want to drop an app with JJ and I? We can call the show,

“Bond…Jerusalem Doanwanna Bond”

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