Mike Rhyner requested the fake Jason Kidd song catalog be played for the 8:40 bit.

Although Gordo doesn’t care for it much, he played them.

1. Mos’ Definitely
2. Finding Oliver Tonight
3. Glad I’m Outta Dallas
4. An Open Mind and a Willing Heart
5. Jason Kidd Ankle Song
6. Dancing Queen
7. Finley Fascination (trying to get it)

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Dunham & Rhyner show today had a little discussion about when and when ‘not’, to pick up the check when you’re out to dinner.

The part of the audio right before it’s picked up is them talking about how David Beckham invited all of his soccer teammates out for dinner and when the check showed up, he gave the server his credit card and told them to put his $30 something dollars on his card.

The boys go into when it’s right to go solo and when it’s right to take one for the team.

Evidently, Gordo has not taken one for the team in a long time…to the tune of $13k, per Jaa.

Rhyner says he scoreboards his crew all the time. I commend Rhynes for being the big baller he is and taking care of his boys. Then again, he’s always got alligator gars on his mind and isn’t thinking straight.

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Snow Monkeys

Fake Nolan talked about what’s going on with the Rangers.

Says he doesn’t know Spanish, but needs to make a change at batting coach.

Then goes into Ron Washington’s living situations.

Fake Nolan said he could strike out the batter’s and then go up and bang all their wives.

Then the talk moves into Snow Monkey talk. Fake Nolan says he’s going to bring up a Snow Monkey to hit for the Rangers. Sounds like quite the potential player, but a problem in the clubhouse.

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Jesse, the whistling usher, spoke to the Musers after working the Jonas Brothers show at Jerry’s world.

Ole boy, Jesse, was shocked at all the young screaming girls that reminded him of a certain time in his life.

He also was very impressed with Jerry’s World and happy that Jerry personally asks him to work these special events.

That led him down the road of how he lived in his 2 bedroom, 0 bath house when he was young.

Then he ended the conversation up with a very detailed description of Jerry Jones and his special suite during the concert. Quite an interesting visual.

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The Hardline had a swingers roundtable a few weeks ago.

Here’s the audio.

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Zippy the Clown

Zippy the clown answers his mailbag.

Michael Irvin asked if The Ticket was hiring. Zippy gave him the truth.

The next letter was “anonymous” but Zippy knew who it was.

A few other shocking letters involving Zippy and Cristal Taylor.

Finally, tampax & J. Jones have a weird combination.

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Musers placed a call into a nudist colony to see what life is like in Wise County.

The person who answered had a very familiar voice, but he quickly gave an alias name.

The PR Director of “Happy Muff” was actually nude while on the phone and had an unfortunate accident with his nuts.

Then fake Greggo, errr, “Craiggery” tells the Musers of all the activities that happen at the Happy Muff.

Good stuff.

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Supposedly this kid’s parents canceled his WoW (World of Warcraft) gaming account and his brother is able to video his reaction.

There are a couple of things that make it seem fake, like taking his clothes off under the blanket and then trying to stick the remote up his butt. Either way, it’s a good laugh!

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Since the US Open moved into today (Monday), the Musers were able to get Tigers cell phone number.

They put a call to Tiger while he was playing and ’shock’, he answered.

You could hear him whiffing shots and getting frustrated like, if you watched over the weekend, it was easy to read his lips throwing every horrible curse word there is.

Then he started asking about who Barnes is leading the tournament. Saying he’d go back to Sherman Williams afterwards with his painters cap. (although he choked and didn’t win)

Tiger ended the call with a really unusual bit of info about his wife using his “clear teetee” for her meal ticket…

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Baseball Jesus

The other day, Mike Rhyner was able to live his dream job by doing Rangers play by play.

It was a spur of the moment thing, so he wasn’t as prepared as he hoped.

His attention to detail is amazing. Pitch counts were impeccable. Crowd numbers were spot on.

After hearing this, Josh might be fearful of his job as play by play announcer.

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The communication was there, but the communication wasn’t there, ya know?

Norm spoke to Appa Sherpa who has climbed Mount Everest a record 19 times.

He spoke to him for 15 minutes, but no one really knew what the hell Appa Sherpa was saying.

The Hardline reviewed a few spots of the interview, enough for us to realize what we didn’t, or did, miss.

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The old grey wolf lived his dream job last night.

Doing play by play for his favorite team, the Texas Rangers.

It starts with the guys killing him about being asked and running to do it.

Then it goes into Rhynes in the booth doing radio talk on television.

I personally think him doing play by play would make me watch a Rangers game sometime this century. Him with Josh would be entertaining.

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She has to be the easiest to prank up at the mothership.

Barb Smith, traffic chic at the ticket (and others), was the target of another prank.

Barb Smith surfs porn at work.

Corby & Danny get IT and others in to ask Barb questions about the porn, in question.

Genius. “Beastiality ? ? ? … Necrophilia ? ? ? ”

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The Ticket Maintenance guy, Clarence Murphy, stopped by to tell some stories.

He tells of a story about his past career with 5 other people, including Ron Jackson. They were “jingle writers”.

Clarence claims he wrote a lot of the old car jingles our parents remember.

Then he goes through a few he wrote back in the day. None were familiar, but lyrics sound interesting.

Finally, Clarence tells them he can freestyle any jingle if they threw a product at him, and he delivers.

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