First, thanks to all you good-goods for the kind words about my wife and kids. Everyone is doing much better and it will be a long couple of months recovering, but at least they can recover. I’m partially back, so while I’ll try to keep up with current and past audio.

Obviously missing last week was big since there is so much audio gold during Super Bowl week, so if you guys can think of days and time of audio gold, post a comment below and I’ll do my best to get it posted.

The last thing is … do you like this gig?

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Microphone Johnson, an ex Mrs. Baird’s deliver driver, takes on another interview during media day in Miami.

His interviewing techniques have not changed at all…thank goodness.

The media MJ hits a sports man with MJ style questions.

The poor guy fights through it and we get more gold.

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During Super Bowl week, Gordo always gets people to do his strange and unusual interviews.

This one is no different…where he asks embarrassing questions to a player sport person.

There’s no doubt, the player person is not that embarrassed to talk about these topics.

The mom’s friends part is really weird!

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The most decorated, yet undecorated sports figures I’ve ever heard of.

They’re playing for the Saints now, kind of.

Junior talks to them and tries to uncover their very odd voices.

They suck in all of his air during the interview and Junior passes out.

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Nothing is better than Norm Friday Funnies, whether it’s on Friday or Monday.

Fake Norm has lots of good ‘dad jokes’ for your enjoyment.

There is something to say about his delivery.

Genius

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Pre-new face, new boobs... still hawt.

In DP’s absence I feel as if it is my duty to post more often. HEY SHUT UP! Second of all, I have last week’s Concert Calendar all ready to go, post saved and all from Friday night, but I still can’t get the darned audio player to work. That will be along, followed not long after by tomorrows’ CC on the site.

Also, who the heck punched the Great Gordo? I thought it was Ronde, P1’s lemme hear from ya’!

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I have to admit…I am a passive P1.  I never call in.  I have never been to a road show (actually, that isn’t entirely true.  My old band played a GNO once 11 years ago), and I have never been to Ticketstock.  Ok, I have called in three times…once when Ryne Sandberg unretired, once to talk to Kurt Menafee about a baseball game I attended, and once to talk about a hockey playoff series with the Hard Line (where I was on hold for over an hour).  I should also mention that I was 18 years old and didn’t really know what the hell those guys did for a living.

Until Twitter came along, I had zero interaction with the current Ticket staff. Since the advent of Twitter, I have engaged many hosts with what I believe to be insightful sports points and all sorts of witty banter.  For the most part, these moments of brilliance have disappeared into the ether, never to be spoken of again….until yesterday, when Junior Miller mentioned one of my tweets on the air.  He didn’t give me credit, and it was perhaps 4 seconds of air time, but it made me feel like a million bucks.  Something I created was used as a salient sports point on the greatest sports radio station ever created.

So, it got me to thinking about how often UnTicket readers are featured on the air, and what they consider to be their greatest moment on the airwaves.  Tell me about your greatest moment when it comes to being on the air with the fellas.

Damn, I almost forgot…I talked to the Sports Princess once.  Hopefully that doesn’t leave too many of you behind, but it was pretty forgettable.

Maybe you were on Big Dick’s P1 Wild Ass Circus.  Or maybe you were featured in a roundtable.  Or, maybe it was as simple as a tweet being mentioned.  Either way, what is your greatest on-air moment?

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Due to my pregnant wife and kids being in an auto accident, I’m unable to make posts lately and I’m unsure when I’ll get back to it. Hopefully soon…especially since it’s Super Bowl week!! Maybe some of the other Unticket authors can pick up my slack. I should have a lot of the audio, so if there are good segments I missed, post below and once I’m back at it, I’ll do my best to get the audio posted.

Stay hard…Doanwanna Poopoo

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• my favorite part is the beginning montage & P1 votes RT @normalguyguide the e-brake is always, always great comedy. #
• I don't struggle to provide the service, just to keep up with posting everything RT @themarc: your struggle to provide service #
• HA! want the address? RT @brian72975: Someone needs the ever-loving shit beat out of him: Fake Gordon Keith? http://bit.ly/9EnBk1 #
• LOL, I thought you were talking about me … or the guy who posted the video RT @brian72975: Who'd ever want to kick @gordonkeith's ass? #
• But that idol dork does resemble "the hemingways" gordon keith!! RT @brian72975: I'm referencing that Idol dork. #
• what happened to Corby's funny segments? these audio clips he's playing just aren't making me LOL … #

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Musers take a trip to the world of handshakes.

There’s nothing worse than a limp hand in my opinion. Not interested in something crushing my bones either, but the limp handshake is my nemesis. I’d rather fist bump due to being a germaphobe.

Junior has a list of the worst handshakes and I think they’re spot on.

Although, I think that list could be extended quite a bit. Like if you go to shake a dudes hand and he instantly turns his hand into a “kiss my hand” shake. Almost like you’re taking a ladies hand to help her down stairs or something. GROSS!

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For the 8:40 segment today, they’re playing some uncomfortable audio.

• First up, did you know Obama was black? Chris Matthews actually forgot he was for about an hour. I guess when you realize he “is” black, then everything changes. Talk about a tailspin!
• Keith Garvin from channel 21 news plays a clip of a woman who was beaten and robbed, but they make her talk like the deep throat informant, and then Keith just starts swerving all over the road trying to get back on track.

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Musers talked to Tiger Woods while in the sex clinic getting rehab.

Poor guy sounds really upset he can’t touch his private place while in there.

He does say he’s been listening to the Ticket online a lot while in there, which helps pass time.

His letter he’d write to himself when he was 16 would be not to fall in love with a Swedish bitch no matter how hot she is.

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Yesterday, Corby realizes that at the Super Bowl he is going to be rooming with Norm. Something he’s obviously not interested in doing, much like the rest of the crew. I’m sure Norm’s a good roommate, but no one wants to find out.

When Corby brings it up, he questions who’s behind it and they end up blaming Dick Hicks.

Corby gets a call from the Catman of Americas and he tells Corby what exactly went down.

Then Catman and Corby team up to get some rather revealing audio that gives Cobra all the information he needs about his so called, “co-host”.

This is some FUNNY shit.

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Finally, Tom Hicks MLS listing of the Rangers can be deleted.

He talks about how he’s unhappy he didn’t get the MLB championship.

A few of the things he wants to keep are, as usual, interesting.

Wouldn’t be right if he didn’t get a few last shots at Ron Washington.

Hicks is happy he still has a soccer franchise and the other team that plays another sport he’s unsure of.

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