And for the grand finale from the salute to fathers from the Kessler…They may never play it again on the radio, but it’ll live here forever…Fake Tiger’s love for Earl:

ps. who wants to translate the entire thing and send to me?

**UPDATE**
Brilliant! “htowndayp1″ actually translated this for us. Couple words were tough to make out, so if anyone can make them out, let us know and we’ll have a complete translation.

My Daaad…Eaarrrrl…
The beached whale of an African American ??? gelatinous Wal-Mart scooter rider bulbous bulging African American blob of a buffet buster had the special skin of a human rhinoceros hybrid that got so horny to make a hybrid that he grabbed the nearest Philipino driving too slow in the fast lane who was so tanked up on diabetes and failure that his only respite was sitting fondly and remembering the time back when he got so penis horny got so aroused in his elephantine panties that his baby juice injector grew straight forward like a divining rod looking for non-black moo goo gai pan flesh cave attached to a Chinese Korean who tested positive for full blown Japanese whose panty ??? erectile tissue got so engorged that he had to track the wafting moo goo gai pan scent of a Pei Wei spicy Vietnamese from japan and force his MSG loving reproduction stick into her baby groin fortune cookie so she that began to swell a PGA fetus meat and that he had to track down a kung pao scent of an ovulating Korean from Japan that was on the other side of the great wall so he had to climb over it and force her down into her rice paddy and lay on top of her and fire his pants mucus into her Saigon warm cave guts that he knocked her down in an alley and dated her so hard that he fired part of himself so far into her duodenum that she had to incubate a seven time Doral winner for nine months and so that he could then throw her into a tree stump to mate with her lubricating skin purse with the whooping violence of a hyena cackle on a wildebeest carcass that nine months later she squatted and turned red faced while straddling a manger and shot a PGA shaped piece of doo doo from her front bottom that eventually organized itself into a human and nine months later became front bottom BM that splashed into the water and hay mixture and then grew up to cheat on a white woman and beat Phil Michelson’s ass and the Japanese lady had to squat over a cigar box with holes in it to strain out the embryonic fluid to leave only the red shirt wearing wife cheater until he finally got tired of the smell and had to come out and bang Denny’s waitresses so nine months later she could convulse and front BM out a white wife cheating masters winner who doesn’t know how to execute a freakin proper drop and gets busted by some butt scratching ass monkey in his lazy boy in Des Moines…
I wish he were still here.

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